Greater Than God

What Is Greater Then God, More Evil Then The Devil, Rich People Need It, Poor People Have It, And If You Eat It You’ll Die?

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  1. Cartman said,

    September 11, 2010 at 4:17 am

    Nothing.

  2. thezenutz said,

    September 13, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    cartman!
    dats sounds good, i have that also….

  3. Karen said,

    September 20, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Pride

  4. Zane said,

    September 23, 2010 at 5:17 am

    nothing

  5. mary roser said,

    September 28, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Absolutely, positively nothing is greater than God!!!! He is and was will ever be. He is the alpha and the omega, and no one is greater than He!

  6. lisa said,

    October 18, 2010 at 11:47 am

    nothing is greater then God

  7. sean said,

    November 19, 2010 at 5:32 am

    nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, rich people need nothing, poor people have nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.
    the answer is simply nothing

  8. fil pussylicker said,

    December 7, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    its pride

  9. pat said,

    January 2, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    nothing

  10. but... said,

    January 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    But there is no god and no devil, how can nothing be greater than nothing.

  11. PERSON said,

    March 12, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Idiots, the answer is “nothing”.
    Course nothing is greater than God. Course rich people need nothing.

  12. KidzPlay said,

    March 16, 2011 at 7:03 am

    Knowlege/Wisdom. Although that comes FROM god. that’s my answer

  13. KidzPlay said,

    March 16, 2011 at 7:04 am

    Lmao! wow it is nothing. im slow :(

  14. fireboltz said,

    April 4, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Nothing. Nothing is greater than god nothing is greater than the devil the poor have nothing and the rich need nothing so pow eat that!

  15. lol gurl said,

    April 4, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Nothing. Nothing is greater than god nothing is greater than the devil the poor have nothing and the rich need nothing.

  16. Some Dude said,

    June 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Yup, its nothing.

  17. Marcus said,

    July 18, 2011 at 11:55 am

    ha that’s pretty clever

  18. Robin said,

    August 15, 2011 at 10:14 am

    My answer is Nothing.

  19. balbali said,

    October 26, 2011 at 9:54 am

    ants

  20. balbali said,

    October 26, 2011 at 9:55 am

    ant

  21. balbali said,

    October 26, 2011 at 9:56 am

    wat is your name

    Ans:ghost hahaha

  22. balbali said,

    October 26, 2011 at 9:57 am

    i know the answer
    ans:robber isnt it right

  23. Sky said,

    November 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    My teacher gave us this one in class today, the answer is nothing

  24. Scott M. Ellsworth said,

    December 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    I just read a much longer version of this riddle:

    It’s greater than God and faster than light;
    More evil than the devil and colder than absolute zero.
    The poor have it; the rich need it;
    But none may claim it ’til all is lost.
    It fills every hole and the to-do lists of most bored children,
    And many a mind paid the penny for its thoughts.
    It’s worse than the worst day you can remember,
    And better than the best day you’ve ever had.
    It’s what you’ve eaten when you’re hungry,
    And what you want when you’re full;
    It tastes better than your favorite food,
    But if you eat it long enough, you will die.
    It’s what’s on when you don’t want to watch anything,
    And what’s playing when you don’t want to go out.
    Benedick loves it as much as Beatrice,
    And Lear tells us that it will come of itself.
    It fills unused journals, empty store shelves,
    And far too many bank accounts.
    Many claim it can make them do something
    They would otherwise never do.
    It lasts as long as the task you never begin,
    But is over as quickly as the moment you want never to end.
    It can come between ardent lovers, placate implacable hatred,
    Turn back time, and stop the tides,
    Compare with the incomparable, replace the irreplaceable,
    Cure the incurable, and kill the invulnerable.
    It can prepare you for the loss of a loved one,
    As well as rob you of their memory.
    Blessed is he who expects it, for he shall never be disappointed.
    And with God, it is impossible.

  25. Ken said,

    December 26, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    It is written wrong…
    You have made a mistake that a lot of people make, I see it all the time and it drives me nuts.
    You have used the word ‘Then’ instead of the word ‘Than’
    Should be:
    What Is Greater Than God, More Evil Than The Devil, Rich People Need It, Poor People Have It, And If You Eat It You will Die?
    :)

  26. cat said,

    January 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Whooper Jr. Only a sales person would say It is greater than god, a Whooper Jr. is more evil than the devil, The rich need it because they taste good, poor people can afford them, and if you eat too many you could die.

  27. Harry said,

    January 25, 2012 at 3:31 am

    LOL
    stolen off youtube!!!

  28. FREDERICK ADU GYAMFI said,

    April 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    NOTHING! WHAT CAN BE GREATER THE GOD. IT’S SIMPLE, NOTHING.

  29. mobrain said,

    April 17, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Mind

  30. SmashtheRadio said,

    May 6, 2012 at 3:43 am

    The answer is pride.. ugh.. waaaay too many Bible thumpers on here. “The answer is nothing, what is greater than God?” Damn.. you people sound liked idiots, go harass a different web site, yer wasting all of our time.

  31. steven said,

    May 28, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    NOTHING

  32. Alex said,

    July 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    @Smash – The answer is Nothing.
    Really? You really think the answer is pride? Poor people have pride? If you eat Pride you die? Really? That doesn’t even make sense. the answer is Nothing. Poor people have Nothing, Rich people need Nothing, and if you eat Nothing, you die. You always have to eat something!

  33. nobody said,

    July 27, 2012 at 8:18 am

    exactly…alex said rite….!!!!!

  34. Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudii said,

    September 28, 2012 at 12:06 am

    Nothing :-)

  35. Alex said,

    November 7, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Nothing

  36. Ruta Skadi said,

    November 8, 2012 at 5:22 am

    Everyone knows that you die if you eat Pride. Just look at the 1986 Mass Pride Suicide where everyone ate pride and killed themselves.

  37. sunsnook said,

    November 21, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Nothing

  38. holly said,

    January 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

    I’m sorry but really! just because we know the answer is nothing because it fits it doesn’t mean we are bible thumpers! And you can’t flipping eat pride you idiots!

  39. muawiz said,

    January 18, 2013 at 4:19 am

    nothing is greter is greater than god

  40. Dudely riddle lover said,

    January 25, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Nothing

  41. polas Lasing said,

    March 21, 2013 at 4:48 am

    God or notin

  42. Dewgong said,

    August 8, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Holly, you CAN eat pride.

  43. Ty said,

    August 9, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    A heart

  44. Ty said,

    August 10, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Love

  45. Yeah222 said,

    August 14, 2013 at 9:59 am

    God CREATED love, so it can’t be greater than him can it, dumbnut?

  46. Amit said,

    August 28, 2013 at 3:41 am

    Answer:
    I guess the answer is Mother In Law…
    MIL is always greater than God
    MIL is more evil than Devil
    Once u r married u r poor so u have a MIL
    Unmarried u r Rich but u always wanna get married then u will have a MIL
    Don’t even think of eating ur mother in law…..
    Oh God why….u create MIL

  47. Jody Paulson said,

    October 7, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    That is an awesome riddle! :)

  48. Bella said,

    March 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    Nothing.

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